Friday, February 6, 2009

BOTTOM CHEF


i'm not sure about anyone else but i'm glad they finally got around to booting this nimrod off the show(top chef). it has nothing to do w/seeing her pugnacious arrogance reduced one more time to bovine petulance, her pouting lower lip jutting out like an overstimulated clit. we've come to expect this from know-nothing semi-talented cooks caught red-handed in their own delusions. seeing this woman drone on robotically about "her cuisine," parroting alice waters' creed was simply embarrassing. watching her massacre beautiful fresh ingredients(o those poor sardines!)was appalling.

my desire to see her gone really has more to do w/how badly the bay area has been represented on the show. how about that guy who had no idea what veal piccata was? or the two who played the system & got on together despite being lovers( & weren't they a load of fun w/all their whining & eventual elimination that brought more petulance & baleful glares)? how about mr. neck tattoo who seemed stymied when faced w/the simplest kitchen task? btw, every one of these folks had good jobs in decent to good restaurants here in the bay area.

watching this "executive chef" evince ennui while tasting eric ripert's dishes was so jawdropping that i had to check out what "her" restaurant does. surely they must be cutting edge, right? yeah, right. standard french bistro fare. gee, i wonder how cutting edge she feels turning out 50 orders of french onion soup a night.

my whole point here is this: there are great restaurants here in the bay area that really do walk the talk about fresh seasonal ingredients thoughtfully prepared w/simple presentations. i imagine that people committed to this aesthetic are more interested in working for their mentors & learning all they can. i checked & chez panisse & quince were both doing sardines this week. i wonder how long "chef jamie" would last in michael tusk's or david tanis' kitchens. for someone who thinks they know it all & actually knows very little, not very long i'd bet.

the sad part is that "chef jamie" will go back to her position as executive chef w/o fully realizing that she's what anyone(other than her friends)w/half a brain saw on the tv screen: someone stuck so deep in a rut that they think they're plowing new fields.

BONDS AWAY


i want to be real clear about this sack of shit, ok? bonds is NOT on trial for using steroids(it's very clear he did)& he's NOT on trial for lying in general(these guys do that all the time & so do YOU). he's on trial for lying to a grand jury while UNDER OATH.
if any of the dazzled sycophants are ever in the position of giving testimony to a grand jury, i wonder if they'd lie. lie outright. w/o hesitation.
& then i wonder if they'd expect ANYONE to come to their defense.

bonds is a criminal liar. he's also by happenstance a cheat.
so is clemons. so is mcgwire. clemons lied to congress. so did big mac.
they deserve nothing from anyone but scorn.

you can't fudge the argument & point to earlier accomplishments. it does not matter. period.

addendum 2/7: ditto a-rod. this prima donna & choker supremo has always been a loser. the ny fans sensed it right out of the gate. scorn is what he got & lots of it.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

they caught the last train for the coast...


this was the day, back in 1959, when the music died. it didn't really. three young music stars did. don mclean wrote a catchy tune all about it in 1972, a song i hated when it first came out but i now recognize its catchiness. the song's conceit is that buddy holly's death allowed the british invasion, the one that pretty much stole american rock & roll from the americans. that's worse than when the brits burned the white house during the war of 1812.

what happened in the next five decades has been quite a roller coaster ride. it's been exciting almost always & tragic sometimes but rock music is now being played by kids all around the world. it started here w/ike turner & "rocket 88" & it's gone everywhere it could go & done most everything it could do. this isn't the day the music died. music took off in the 60s, all kinds of music. the black music that buddy holly had been cribbing became available. eventually, the tejano & conjunto music valens was drawing from broke out too. it pushed out from its american origins & drew everybody in. the music is simply too alive to die & it belongs to everyone now. not just white teenaged boys. like don mclean. like me & philip & ken & mike.

Monday, February 2, 2009

ann's dinner 2/2



before pics of garlic & rosemary studded boneless leg of lamb




leg of lamb after 450 roasting.





ann's dinner of leg of lamb w/cheesy grits w/onions & bibb lettuce salad w/radish & habanero

END OF DAYS PART 1




FROM TOM FITZMORRIS' NEW ORLEANS FOOD BLOG:


"The Sale Of The Restaurant Is Mostly Rumor So Far
The New Hurly-Burly About Galatoire's

It's certainly true that news of Galatoire's being sold outside the Galatoire family is front-page news. The place is one of the two or three most essential restaurants in town, one of the ones that defines the New Orleans restaurant experience.

And that the news, a day later, that some members of the family don't like the idea and are trying to block it, is just what we expected to read.

Here's what we don't know:

1. Who all is trying to buy the place. Two of the would-be new owners are David Gooch, a Galatoire who has managed the place for decades, and Melvin Rodrigue, who took over the top operational job about ten years ago after a fault shift in the family brought about the biggest changes in the restaurant's history. But the others are the stuff of rumor, and won't confirm. The names I've heard have something in common: they're local people and regular patrons of the restaurant. That's a good thing. It means that they're not in this to make a quick buck, but to preserve the institution. Wherever that has happened (Arnaud's and Gautreau's come to mind), the results have been excellent.

2. What the price will be. The rumors there quote a number that seems lower than the annual volume of Galatoire's. That would be a sweetheart deal for whomever gets it. No wonder some of the present owners are upset. I get the idea (I'm only guessing at this, because even the people trying to make this happen won't give out exact details) that the sale will be only of the business, not the real estate. Although it's funny to think of Galatoire's without the building it's in.

What I hope doesn't happen is what has caused so much trouble in American business in recent decades: new buyers leveraging their way into a solid business, then diverting the profits from improving the output to servicing debt."

Sunday, February 1, 2009

b'day dinner @ camino



nothing like a b'day to get the splurge reflex working. we haven't been eating out much lately(unless you consider chipotle eating out)out of respect for our failed economy &, more specifically, what that failed economy has done to our pocketbooks. i wanted mid-range prices w/the california aesthetic of chez panisse. we got it at camino.



i suppose the one unique thing about the ambiance here is that the room is filled w/long tables & dinner guest's are seated along the length. what was most stiking about this is that they didn't jam folks in elbow to elbow. communal seating has never really worked in american restaurants(k-pauls in new orleans was one of the first place i was aware of using it, tho hopkin's boarding house used it too). this was comfortable. not at all like the odd & awkward k-paul dining room(prudhomme has changed that setup at this point). the lighting leaned to the darker side of the spectrum which fit w/the dark woods of most of the interior but we had no problem seeing the menu or each other or even across the room.
the other striking thing about the dining room was the two wood burning ovens. i guess it's a primitive thing in me that loves eating around an open flame.





we started w/two appetizers. grilled squid w/mashed garbanzo beans & chilis for ann & pig head & trotter terrine w/red sauerkraut & horseradish for me. bear in mind, ann is not an adventuresome eater. in fact, she was a vegetarian until recently which made eating out an adventure in finding something on the various menus for her to eat. getting her to order the squid wasn't easy: she has what seems to be an unconscious but immediate revulsion to seafood. i will eat any part of a pig. i said that here first: ANY PART OF THE PIG. the squid was cooked perfectly, tender w/the slight char from the grill that lent it a smoky flavor. the big hit on that plate for ann was the garbanzo bean mash. it was VERY good. better, much better, than it sounds. i've made my position in regards to the pig clear but deep fry that mother & i'm in heaven. the terrine was actually golf ball sized nuggets o' pig, deep fried w/a crispy coating(panko crumbs, maybe). the unctuousness of the pig was offset beautifully by the pickled sauerkraut. excellent beginings.





you've heard of a "bowl of red," yes? well our soup was truly an eye-catching bowl of green. tasting as purely green as nettles & god's green earth. the simple addition of some ricotta & a swirl of grassy olive oil made this a great simple soup.





at this point, we had an intermezzo of duck gizzards & greens on wood fired toast. i ate them w/out thinking, hungrily. philip & i used to eat chicken gizzards at jerry's & ray cranford's back in p'cola in our youth to the horror of most of our friends. deep fried nuggets of crunchy goodness(peeling away years of life in all their cholesterol heavy deliciousness). i actually had a plateful when i was back there this summer. still as good as ever(of course i had to have my gallbladder removed 5months later). anyway, there are no pics. i was too busy eating this. the gizzards were like butter & good bread fired over a wood stove could be smeared w/various inedibles & still be delicious. the bitter greens just added to the duck's smoothness & the bread's earthiness.







main courses: pork leg & belly w/red wine & prunes & cavolo nero & polenta for ann(which i eyed greedily)& cod w/artichokes, fennel puree, & brussel sprouts for me.
i grabbed one of the pork leg bones & the meat detached from the bone in one long strand of meaty robustness. southern bbq'ers will point to this as one indication of perfectly cooked pig. i'm in agreement here. the cavolo nero(dino kale, lacinato kale, black cabbage)had cooked slowly in the wine & pig jus broth & was meltingly tender(their version of a "mess 'o greens"). my cod was fresh, cooked perfectly(flakingly tender). the accompanying veggies were fine. i would have prefered a pig parts garnish but the veggies were fine.






desserts were: ricotta fritters drizzled w/orange honey & prune icecream w/buckwheat cookies


the dessert fritters were about the size of my pig head fritters. that made me feel good. this was two deep fried courses for me & i was feeling good about it all. my mother used to make banana fritters maybe four times a year, usually on sunday mornings. it was a big deal because it required deep frying & dottie didn't like doing that at all. my mother's fritters were VERY heavy(made w/a pancake batter, i believe)& camino's fritters were as light as light itself, the crunch of the outside coating(panko again?)offset by the ooze of the cheese & the slight sweetness of the honey played against the slight tang of the homemade cheese. i'd almost finished them off when i remembered to take a pic. hey, they were really tasty.


ann's ice cream & cookies were surprisingly good. in fact, i was amazed ann ordered this(she'd had her mind set on it since seeing the dessert menu on-line from earlier in the week). she'd been secretly hoping it would still be available come saturday. the most striking thing for me was the alcohol aspect of it. they'd obviously been very liberal w/the armagnac in the custard & the prune soaking. the cookies were perfect little disks, embodying the concept of a "sandy."

this was a spectacularly excellent meal. they executed the menu flawlessly. they walked the talk of cali cuisine: fresh ingredients, simple presentations, & complimentary flavors. when all that comes together through a full set of courses for two people, you know you've got an excellent restaurant. add to that great relaxed never overbearing service & you've got a meal to remember. plus i've got the pics to prove it.